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Great news for legal gun owners, and a happy ending that will warm your heart.

The Albany Police Department released more information Tuesday on an attempted home burglary that turned deadly Saturday night, and the details are quite deliciously satisfying indeed!

According to police, Jamie Lews, a long-time criminal and turd on society, was killed Saturday after homeowner David McDuffie used his personal firearm to ‘discipline’ Lewis for attempting to enter McDuffie’s dwelling without permission.

McDuffie told police he pleaded for Lewis to go away multiple times before firing; however, Lewis was clearly a dumbass or hard of hearing as he’s no longer with us.

Police have yet to confirm whether Lewis crapped his drawers just prior to breathing his last.

McDuffie was detained before being released, whereupon he likely returned to his home and slept like a baby.

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